"Rarity, are you absolutely sure this is safe?" "Of course, my dear! Does this look like the face that would lie to you?" "Actually, I can't see your face buried under all of that crazy."
... "There! That's a much better face!" "GRRRR!" "GAH! Bad face! BAD FACE!!"
This is a commissioned cover for "Meet the Friends"
by Drunken Logic
. This is quite possibly one of the funniest short stories I've seen here. If you're into romantic comedy, then I heartly suggest this!
Just as a fair warning, this alludes to mature subjects, so please read at your own discretion!
Also, the cover itself is a parody of "Meet the Parents"
."Applejack, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash could never have been said to be ordinary ponies. So it really shouldn't be all too surprising that they've managed to lead unconventional love lives as well. Love lives that they might have neglected to tell their friends about.
But they’re not worried; the magic of friendship has taught them well, and they are confident the bonds they've formed with their fellow ponies will result in nothing but heartfelt congratulations and acceptance when they make their relationship official.
They are stupidly, stupidly mistaken."