Rarity the fabulous hat! (Hat!)
That one with a murderous cat! (She's got a cat!)
But if you do instead
Put her on your head,
She'll go luna-y as a bat! (Wahaha!)
-- The first and final reason why I will never become a songwriter
No cover art this time, just my monthly brain fart. Inspired by a posting on Derpibooru
with the prompt, "Someone draw Pinkie with a marshmallow hat!"Weee!